Today I went to work and had fun doing the normal procedures that a man of my stature does at a restaurant. Then at the end of the night, I was washing all the shit from the kitchen cooking line when I realized something; ladles are the product of Satin. They are not fun to clean whatsoever. No matter which way I tried to spray them, the inside of it is curved at just the right angle to deflect the water right back to my fucking face. It’s absolutely terrifying. To make it worse, there’s not just one ladle but at least 20 of them just sitting there waiting for me to spray down. Ladles do not give a fuck about anyone. They always get me wet when I wash them, and if there’s shit inside the ladle it will fly all over my clothes and my gorgeous face.